I am a professional student. I subsist off of grants and scholarships in order to further my potential usefulness to the society which now supports me. Whether I will live up to that potential or not is a wholly different story.
I do work at the school library, though calling it work is a bit of a misnomer. I goof-off about twice as much as I actually work, since there is almost no work to do. I have to sit at a desk and wait for someone to show up who needs help with something or another, which is about fifteen times an hour on a super-busy day. So I idle away the time by:
Making a rubber-band ball with the library's exorbitant number of rubber bands
Coloring
Hiding stuff in my boss' office
Bouncing my rubber-band ball
Reading the internet
Creating library cards for fictitious people (Gandalf, Bruce Banner, Mighty Thor, Bert & Ernie, etc...)
Throwing my rubber-band ball into the air and catching it a lot.
Origami
(very very rarely)Doing my homework.
Rolling my rubber-band ball down my arms (I can almost get it across my shoulder blades!)
I love my job.