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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #960 on: September 17, 2010, 12:13:59 am »
i wish i culd find a cute otaku bf and free ramune mmm i want ramune right now lol
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #961 on: September 17, 2010, 05:21:53 pm »
i wish i culd find a cute otaku bf and free ramune mmm i want ramune right now lol
Uhhh, you're supposed to "grant" the previous wish in an evil manner...

Granted, but your boyfriend finds someone cuter than you and they run off with all your ramune.

I wish the dentist weren't so expensive.
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #962 on: September 19, 2010, 06:53:44 pm »
Granted, but all your teeth fall out from the cheap dentist

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #963 on: September 19, 2010, 06:55:00 pm »
Granted, but you spend the rest of your life in an alley way.

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #964 on: September 20, 2010, 06:43:21 pm »
Granted, but now everyone else is at least twice as awesome as you.

I wish I could have all my plans finalized for next year
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #965 on: September 20, 2010, 08:15:38 pm »
Granted, but they all fall through at the last second

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #966 on: September 21, 2010, 12:45:28 am »
Granted, but you forget your wand for classes

I wish I had a cute gf who was into anime
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #967 on: September 21, 2010, 02:43:23 pm »
Granted, but she ignores you 24/7/365

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #968 on: September 21, 2010, 02:56:13 pm »
Granted! I mean.. uh.. not? Paradox! /splode

I wish I'd not answered that. XD
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #969 on: September 22, 2010, 05:23:49 pm »
Granted! The reason you never answered that is because you were never born.

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #970 on: September 22, 2010, 07:38:55 pm »
Granted. The bumpers rearrange you!

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #971 on: September 22, 2010, 08:54:35 pm »
Granted, but you live with a perpetual migrane

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #972 on: September 23, 2010, 07:32:24 am »
Granted, but your artwork comes to life and doesn't leave you alone

I wish I had a better sleep schedule
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #973 on: September 23, 2010, 09:33:26 am »
Granted. Your con schedule is a nightmare.


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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #974 on: September 23, 2010, 11:57:36 am »
Granted, but you're part of Inuyasha

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #975 on: September 23, 2010, 01:35:12 pm »
Granted, but you're D-list famous at best and Kathy Griffin makes fun of you.

I wish I didn't have to work inventory
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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #976 on: September 23, 2010, 03:38:35 pm »
Granted, you work for customer complaints and get yelled at by everybody who comes to you

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #977 on: September 25, 2010, 02:03:20 pm »
Granted, but you only can only pay it off a penny at a time

I wish there were more Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya cosplayers(and not just Haruhi)

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #978 on: September 25, 2010, 05:03:36 pm »
Granted, but their costume's are Narutard Equivalent.

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Re: Corrupt Wish Game
« Reply #979 on: September 26, 2010, 12:07:26 pm »
Granted. But you can only swim in the Platte River, and you get bagged by a fisherman who thought you were a carp. I wish I had some oil for my bike chain.
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