Story #1. Do you need a walker?
I was in the elevator going to my room and listening to some of the attendees talk about Sailor Moon, and how they had grown up on it.
"I was a year out of highschool when it aired in the US."
*dead silience ensues as all 5 of them stare at me*
Yes, I'm old...
At least it cracked me up.

Story #2 Amusing the new director
So this weekend like a good director Bakudan was all over the con moving from place to place and putting in a lot of face time.
So occaisonally us staff like to take a break and just chat for a bit. On several occasions we saw Bakudan coming up on us as we were chatting.
Everytime he did, I would turn to my cohorts and say just loud enough, "gods coming, look busy!" and we would all scramble shuffling papers, or "running off" to another appointment. It was tons of fun.